OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
They said ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ but I met a poor man who wanted to be rich, but have never met a rich man who wanted to be poor
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
This is everything.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
How do dick pics make u feel?